Today was to be the day. I left early so I could get there for some of their famous breakfast burritos. I pulled into the parking lot at 7:30 as somebody paid for their burritos. After summoning the necessary courage and scrounging around to find five or six quarters, I made my way to Uno Jose. Before he opened his mouth, his eyes told me everything I needed to know.
There were no more burritos. At 7:30 in the morning, on a Friday between two holidays.
Help me with this. Were this many people purchasing burritos today, or do the Three Joes only make 12 burritos. I mean, I know 7:30 is not exactly early, but its not late either. The Cupcake Cottage can stay open for at least two hours on Saturdays. Surely I don't have to go at 6 to get burritos.
Anyways, I'll try again. Can everybody not go to Tres Joses on Monday of this coming week so I can score a 'rito? Or, if somebody knows one of the Joses, please have him hold onto an extra burrito until I get there. I'll be the guy with the nervous, anxious look on my face.