I've had a lot of requests over the last few years from people who would like to jump onto my micro-celebrity bandwagon and write a review of a restaurant. Forever, I've held off because nobody is as awesome and funny as me. Then I read some of my old reviews and was humbled by the insipidness and poor writing.
There are very few rules but they may change without warning and at my whim. Nothing offensive as determined by me. No politics, except equal mocking. I will review and revise as necessary. And nothing stolen from another blog without inadequate attribution. You may use your real name or a pen name.
This blog turned five last month and this will help to keep it young. Everybody knows five years to a blog is like 75 to a human. Let me know if you want to help.