Unpaid and Underappreciated Contributors Wanted

I've had a lot of requests over the last few years from people who would like to jump onto my micro-celebrity bandwagon and write a review of a restaurant.  Forever, I've held off because nobody is as awesome and funny as me.  Then I read some of my old reviews and was humbled by the insipidness and poor writing.

With that being said, if you are interested in joining the illustrious ranks of this secretive and elusive group of post-modern patricians, writing the truth regardless of the cost, please email fortworthholeinthewall@yahoo.com.  Put something in the subject line other than "Reply now for rapid rabid sexual performance".

I will still be writing reviews at my slightly irregular interval but this will provide a more consistent blogging atmosphere. 

There are very few rules but they may change without warning and at my whim.  Nothing offensive as determined by me.  No politics, except equal mocking.  I will review and revise as necessary.  And nothing stolen from another blog without inadequate attribution.  You may use your real name or a pen name. 

This blog turned five last month and this will help to keep it young.  Everybody knows five years to a blog is like 75 to a human.  Let me know if you want to help.